January 2011
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Bookz!
This post has been on deck for a whole calendrical week, guys. Sorry.
I was mediumishy hungover last Sundee, and have been reading The Corrections which is mad bleak. I felt like a little bit of a respite from sorrow and decided I counteract the ennui with some highbrow lolz. I headed down to the old bookstore to buy this book, but a quick jaunt to recharge the old brain pan turned into an...
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“ Like, that movie’s idea of sexiness is like the average person’s...”
– My Tagalog Amor, Adam, on the movie Chloe, starring Amanda Fucking Seyfried, who’s face I loathe.
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And on other days
the world just looks unbearably bleak because you’re on the internet and you go check out Facebook and then you realize that you’re already on Facebook and that the universe is a dark and sinister place and that America is the most dark and sinister place because we know all of this and even more about ourselves, yet we still have Lady Gaga and Teen Mom.
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WatchImmediately after we saw Black Swan, we turned things over and over in our minds. So many questions! Nothing was questionier, however, than old Nat’s m-bating scene.
Inspired by SaraLiz’s video, Abby’s Friends With You buddy, and of course, Lenny Kravitz, we made this homage to this most honest depiction of female self-love and unexpected interlopers.
MANGIA!
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Good Luck, Ari!
You just try keeping ALLLLLLLLLLL this locked down.
WatchCall me From New Jersey, but Frank Sinatra’s voice is like a second dick.
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Why
Is the Museum of Sex a thing? Just, why the hell? I’m not arguing the importance of sex and sexuality in our study of life, the world and the universe but a museum? An actual, physical building paying rent in one of the most expensive cities on the planet and probably getting lots of government dollars to offer the public a diorama detailing the way that triceratops’ copulate or to...
The Topic of That One John Mayer Song
I watched Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work. I liked it. I don’t know how you could not but apparently some folks weren’t into it.
Joan has based her life and career on calling a spade a spade, or a cunt a cunt, to anyone, anywhere, at any time. However it’s pretty clear to anyone with eyes, that where her daughter’s showbiz career is concerned, she has bitten her tongue...
