My Pain Is So Significant

I know we all sometimes mock Ina Garten, the Barefoot Contessa, but I actually think that betch “has it all”. She just cooks whatever she wants in a gorgeous kitchen and then hangs out with her girlfriends and her gay friends, drinking wine and then on the weekends, sees her husband.  I guess he’s a pilot or a pirate or something?

There are worse ways to live.